An Open Letter To Single Men and Women

I was reading a book by Richard Gosse entitled How to Find a Lasting Relationship and I managed to come across these two open letters. It was funny so I thought that I should share this with you.

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AN OPEN LETTER TO SINGLE MEN
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I’m a single woman looking for the right man for a romantic relationship. It’s discouraging sometimes. You can make things a lot easier for me by doing the following:

1. Don’t stay at home–I’ll never be able to meet you.
2. Make yourself available by going to places that I frequent.
3. Don’t be afraid to approach me. You’re doing me a favor by breaking the ice.
4. Give me the same privilege of initiating contact with you.
5. Don’t expect me to hop into bed just because you feel turned
on. I may not feel like it. And don’t think that I owe you my
body just because you took me out on a date or bought me a
drink.
6. When we first meet, don’t tell me I’m the most beautiful
woman you’ve ever met or that you are madly in love with me.
I’m not dumb enough to swallow that.
7. Don’t talk to me like I’m one of the guys in the locker room.
I’m not.
8. Control your drinking. Too much booze makes you very
unattractive to me.
9. Please be patient and wait for me. Don’t marry someone wrong
for you before I have a chance to meet you.


Sincerely,
Ms. Right

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AN OPEN LETTER TO SINGLE WOMEN
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I am a single man looking for someone special for a loving relationship. It isn’t easy. You can facilitate things for me by doing the following:

1. Don’t stay at home–I’ll never be able to meet you.
2. Make yourself available by going to places I frequent.
3. If you’re open to meeting me, let me know. A smile, eye
contact, standing or sitting next to me are all ways of
tipping me off that you find me attractive.
4. Take the initiative. I may be too shy to say hello, but that
doesn’t mean I don’t want to meet you.
5. Don’t expect me to be witty, charming, clever or profound in
the first four minutes we talk. Give me time to relax and
find something we have in common.
6. Don’t judge me harshly because you’ve had bad experiences
with other men. I am a unique person and deserve to be
treated accordingly.
7. Don’t be on the defensive if I approach you. I know some guys
are rotten,but I’m different.
8. Don’t assume that I want to go to bed with you. I might want
to get to know you first.
9. Don’t be a tease and pretend you want to sleep with me if you
don’t.
10. Don’t play hard to get. I only have so much nerve and
motivation. I may give up on you quickly unless you give me
some encouragement.
11. Please be patient and wait for me. What a tragedy it would be
if you married the wrong person before you got a chance to
meet me.

Sincerely,
Mr. Right

Can you relate with any of the ones listed? Let me know what you think.

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